Obama Administration "Speak" Translator

April 2nd, 2009 by xformed

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In order for us morons on the right to understand the newspeak of the Obama administration I offer this glossary of terms before and after being “Obamized.” Feel free to add to my list while you are still able.

Old Bush/Cheney/Halliburton Hate Speech – Obama Speak

Terrorist – Misunderstood Islamic Freedom Fighter

Terrorist Act – Man Caused Disaster

Wealth Redistribution Scam – Global Warming

Global Warming – Climate Change

Freedom Tower – Chinese World Business Headquarters

Enemy Combatant – Victim of Bush Chaney War Crimes

Illegal Immigrant – Migrant/Democrat Voter

Global War on Terror – Overseas Contingency Operation

Axis of Evil – Islamic Republic of Iran

Socialism – Government Friendly Capitalism

Welfare – Tax Rebate

Businessman – Greed Monger

Entrepreneur – Government Revenue Enhancer

Middle Class – Rich

Republican -Taxpayer

Conservative – Klansman

Abortion – Reproductive Rights

Unfettered Abortion – Embryonic Stem Cell Research

Windfall Profits Tax – Cap and Trade

Volunteer – Americorps Political Activist

On Time Mortgage Payer – Chump

Marxist/Socialist Liberalism – Historic Presidency

Dollar – Global Currency

Reeducation Camp – Job Training

Health Care – Socialized Medicine

Wall Street – U.S. Department of Economic Control

Rehashed Clinton Administration – Change You Can Believe In

Conservative Supreme Court Justice – Homophobe

Private Property – Future Government Acquisition

Bipartisanship – Do It Our Way

Contract Provision – Government Oversight

Seek input from across the aisle – We won, sit down and shut up

Private Enterprise – Future Federal Employment Project

Unemployment – Idleness Compensation Program

National Security Issue – Law Enforcement Problem

Defend and Protect the Constitution – If It Fits My Agenda”

I have one more (Jumping in Pools):

General Motors – Government Owner Green Motor companies (plural for the upcoming takeover of Chevy)

Mine (Chaotic Synaptic Activity):

Department of Defense Budget – Supplemental welfare programs funding

Ballistic Missile Defense System/F-22 Raptor/DDG-1000 – DoD Waste, Fraud and Abuse Showcase Programs

Update 4/2/2009:

Charlie Daniels adds his own list, after dissing The One’s concept!Mrs. Ratcliffe’s Revolution psp

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