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Sighted: 4/14/2010

April 20th, 2010 by xformed

On a great big pickup truck:

“Socialism: Chains we cannot afford”

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Sighted – A Novel use of a Specialty License Plate

April 12th, 2010 by xformed

Sighted 4/11/2010: On a Red Thunderbird, a “Florida Salutes Veterans” tag.

With the lettering “O” on one side of the eagle logo and “SAY” on the other.

BZ!

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Sighted: 3/26/2008

March 29th, 2008 by xformed

“Suburbia:  Where they tear down all the trees and then name streets after them.”

Goal II: Living the Dream movie Heavy Petting film

Aces dvd

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Sighted: 3/20/2008

March 21st, 2008 by xformed

“Support Coast Guard Search and Recuse:  GET LOST!”

And….my idea today for a bumper sticker:  “Haptics:  Get the FEELING!”

Powder Blue movie download

Winter Passing download

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Sighted: 2/29/2008

March 2nd, 2008 by xformed

“Art still has truth, take refuge in it”

What?  I have no clue what moron would make such a ludicrous statement, let alone wear it in public on a t-shirt.  I wonder if they think every painting really represents a real image any one of us could have observed.  Talk about “living in a fantasy world!”  I’ll blame t on the NEA, who has failed to provide the asterisked disclosure for art teaches to read verbatim to students letting them know some art is called “impressionistic” for a reason.

Ponder it.  If you can explain it to me, I will read your comments carefully…

The Spider Woman hd Booty Call move

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Sighted: 2/14/2008

February 15th, 2008 by xformed

On a big working pickup truck:

“Fear the government that fears your gun”

TRON 2.0 trailer

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A Bumper Sticker Trifecta

February 8th, 2008 by xformed

Whilst out performing work, I ended up behind a van, nothing expensive, adorned with three “statements:”

“Impeach Bush Torture Cheney” Funny, “Turban” Durbin and the Dems are now talking about criminally charging the CIA personnel who used a technique Congress doesn’t have the guts to name as torture by law, yet those of the same stripe would support doing the waterboarding, or worse, to elected officials of the highest order.

“The Bill of Rights …or Pre-9/11” Am I missing something? A guy driving down a major interstate in a major city and there were no Black Helicopters following him, attempting to drop SWAT ninjas on the roof of his vehicle. I observed no bullet holes in his van, either, from prior complications with rampant, controlling entities dispatched to remove his freedom of speech. Then again, if he was known to have phone conversations with known terrorists from outside the country, I can see how he may feel wronged by the Patriot Act.

“Guns don’t kill people. Lying War Hungry Presidents Do.” I may be making an improper assumption, but maybe he was making a statement about Saddam Hussien, the President of Iraq, who was known to use industrial grinders or vats of acid, or maybe the President of Iran, who has children hung and adults stoned, as those who don’t use guns to kill people.

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Sighted 12/05/2007

December 8th, 2007 by xformed

On the back window of a van in front of me:

“Witches: Not just for burning anymore”

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Sighted: 8/29/2007

August 29th, 2007 by xformed

It’s not one of these by itself, it’s the “aggregation” that makes you think….

Bumper Sticker #1: “End the War NOW!”

Bumper Sticker #2: “Beware of Dragons”

Speaks to a mind full of fantasy, at least in my humble opinion….

And while I’m at it, bumper stickers not sighted, but could possibly sell:

“Stop Road Rage: Pretend you don’t own the road, at least for today”

“Stop Road Rage: Yes, there are other vehicles out here with yours”

Comments?

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Sighted: 08/07/2007

August 8th, 2007 by xformed

On a t-shirt:

“Viral marketing doesn’t work.  Tell everyone you know.”

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