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Sighted: 08/07/2007

August 7th, 2007 by xformed

“Change occurs at the speed of thought”

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Sighted 08/01/2007

August 3rd, 2007 by xformed

“Fight Prime Time…READ A BOOK!”

Amen to that!

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Sighted: 07/06/2007

July 6th, 2007 by xformed

On the back of a lawn maintenance company trailer:

No More Saying:

“I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won”

On the rear bumper of an old Dodge van:

“I’m not a tourist, I’m an armed native”

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Sighted: 6/16/07

June 17th, 2007 by xformed

“Mass Media Causes Ignorance”

Amen to that!

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Sighted: 5/31/2007

June 3rd, 2007 by xformed

“You don’t really learn how to swear until you learn to drive.”

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Quite Possibly the Bumper Sticker to End All Bumper Stickers

April 26th, 2007 by xformed

From the fertile mind of a guy who has caused plenty of gravity to compress his body parts in ways we don’t want to know….

But…if you’re a person who lives life serially via “single issues:” This one is not for you, but there are thousands you can purchase alternatively.

If you can’t bother to spend some time to mediate on the World and all that is in it, preferring to have life spoon (or iPod) fed to you: This one is not for you.

If, on the other hand, you believe life is a complex thing and the universe even more so, and haven’t even tossed people into that discussion: This one’s for you!


Click on the pic to get to CafePress to order yours NOW!
I’d also look for the T, tank top and..no, scratch that, no thongs, coming to a kiosk in a mall near you soon.

Tracked back @: Yankee Sailor

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Sighted: 4/20/2007

April 22nd, 2007 by xformed

(On the windshield of a Jeep)

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Sighted: 4/08/2007

April 9th, 2007 by xformed

T-Shirt siting:

“Born Without the Motivation Gene”

Sad, but at least he was motivated enough to walk from his car into the Starbucks, where I was waiting in line to get a caffeine fix.

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Sighted: 03/31/2007

April 1st, 2007 by xformed

The US Marines: Total Destruction within 30 minutes or the next one’s free”

I like it!

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Sighted: 3/29/2007

March 29th, 2007 by xformed

On the hatchback: “Another American for Peace”

That’s good to know, but It got me thinking:

The Left accuses the Right of being arrogant, yet I believe the Left suffers from the same mental malady.

Why? Because “sloganism” politics imply America has total control of all that happens, like we cause the enemy to attack us in subtle and not so subtle ways, so, ergo, we are also in charge of stopping their attacks with a word or two.

Then again, you could extend it to them wrapping their arms harder around the “The US Set Up 9/11” conspiracies.

Yeah, right. 4.8% of the World’s population controla EVRYTHING that happens. Sounds pretty arrogant to me.

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