Archive for April 4th, 2006

Got the “Need for Speed”â„¢ on the Surface?

April 4th, 2006 by xformed

Do we call it the “Flyak” or “Foil Kayak?”

In any case, who thought “up on the foils” was reserved for powered vessels?

Maybe I can find one of these to crash, too!

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Why UXO Makes Bad Paperweights

April 4th, 2006 by xformed

Even if it looks really cool and has the possibility of being a great babe magnet, even before this incident, I have always declined to have percussion fired ordnance as paperweights on any of my desks…stick with electically primed is my advice. A 5″54 cal round will do nicely and can also be used as an anchor if you live in New Orleans and the hurricanes come.

The explosion also destroyed a computer keyboard, scattering some of the keys around Colla’s desk.

So even if his fingers come out of this OK, he’ll be having a hard time typing whole words from now on, too…

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