Ohio High School Has 64 Pregnant Students

Here’s the money quote from the article:

“Experts, parents and students themselves struggle to explain why such pockets of high teen pregancy rates appear. Are teens getting appropriate sex education? Do they have access to birth control and are they using it consistently? Has the stigma of unwed motherhood lost its edge?”

I was going to, in the spirit of the times, blame this on Global Warming®. The high pregnancy rate must be a result of President Bush not signing the Kyoto Treaty. Everything else is…

Then I got thinking….I think it’s events like this, that despite the Kyoto Treaty provisions, are exactly what cause Global Warming®. What a dilemna we now face. There is no accounting for the destructive effect of excessive body heat generated by teens with nothing to do besides to practice (and sometimes succeed) at getting pregnant.

On top of wringing our hands over that, we need to raise the flag now about who is to blame for the damage to the Gulf Coast. These teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to escape the consequences of their actions that caused the two Category 5 storms!

We must now consider whether we will try to amend the Kyoto Treaty, or is we need to have a major worldwide conference, say in like Amsterdam. At least there, the residents would be open to the discussions….

Just a thought…

Thanks to Mudville Gazette for the Open Post!

I began this story a few days ago. This mornings news is apparently trumpeting a change in society, yet what it really is is an announcement by the HBM/MSM is: “WE STILL GOT IT!”

I began to update the previous post, like this:

Update 9/30/05: Thank you News Media of the Main Stream for “changing the world.” You’d have done more for the country by telling tht truth…

I decided it may get buried in the background, so I did the best thing: Make more for you to read….

Anyhow, the MSM seems to have become imbued with some new spirit of control in the Vietnam era, when they found out how stilted reporting could end a war (without any insightful analysis as to the long term outcome, let alone the immedate carnage). They have continually tried to take on the President over Iraq, with not much success. I think they went after the hurricane stories to show they still could exert great influence over world events.

The sad part is their reporting was based on lies….

Ergo, the “new attitudes” are based on lies.

What a shame that they pretend to be for the greater good, yet all they really want is to be noticed and, more importantly, in control….

I will not hold my breath waiting for retractions, nor any more formal attempts to right this egregious wrong.